On Sleep

When I watch stuff to fall asleep: he can’t sleep.

When I don’t watch stuff to fall asleep: should I shower tonight or tomorrow? Tomorrow. It’s too late now. You won’t wake up in time. Do you even know what you’re working on this week? You haven’t written a good joke in months. You should submit to more festivals. Email the club. Check amazon. Oh remember to get that thing. Why does my stomach hurt? I need to try keto… or something. Man, if I had to name 10 songs right now I couldn’t. Once I get in shape I can act again. Or wrestle. I wonder if there’s a class in air conditioning. I should support more people. Oh! I’ll call – no – too late. How do things end? Like at a higher level? They just don’t end, right?

Author: lisa freedrinks

Comedian, writer, actor in Austin, TX

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