Insert: Joke about stuffing a turkey.
It’s that time again! Second Wednesdays of the month mean my friend Zac Brooks is emotionally destroyed from sloppily editing vintage porn clips for us to watch, AS A FAMILY, DAMNIT! Come out to Spider House Ballroom this Wednesday. Doors are at 8, show is at 9 and we promise to warm y’all up with our lineup this month:
… and yeah, Boner Police will be there — because the GOVERNMENT said so. Free show – bring ’em out!