This Christmas episode brought to you by bats. (Don’t touch ’em.)
Ariel regales us with another West Virginia weirdness, this time involving Mussolini and burnt kids.
Lisa gets deep into Dutch Christmas, with its evil Santa and his racist helper (sorry Benelux: that shit’s racist).
Whitney goes gory with Austin’s most famous (and the original) serial killer, the Servant Girl Annihilator.